All aboard…my money train is finally arriving. And I’m not talking about the 1995 thriller starring Wesley Snipes, J-Lo and Woody Harrelson. How does potentially limitless returns on a minimal investment sound? Well after a shocking revelation from not one but TWO fortune cookies I had at a single sitting with my wife at Panda Express, I realized that my time has come. And who is driving this money train? None other than Conductor Dan from Today Was Awesome.
If you review this amazing business opportunity, you’ll see that Dan received a fortune cookie stating that he will be traveling and coming into a fortune. Here’s where the story picks up…the following are pictures of the fortunes I received… on the same day. Coincidence? I call it fate.
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So when I was confronted by Dan and invited to buy some shares of his potential fortune, I knew the fortune cookie never lied and bought big.
I know what you’re thinking….so does this mean that you’re actually friends with Dan? Well, that’s a little bit of a stretch. We’ll go with friend/coworker. All I know is that I was confronted with an unlimited opportunity by a friend/coworker who is known to do some traveling. So now, it’s just time to sit back and wait for the train. The money one, not the one that blows its horn past my house 8 times a day.
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Oh, if only it were that easy!
I do believe there is unlimited opportunity if you are willing to put the time and effort in, but letting the fortune cookies do all the work would be nice 